Psychological Tactics Fan Gifts

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

'You're too aggressive.'

'I envisioned something more robust'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'Just because I like books does not mean I'm insecure.'