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Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

Memo Mania

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'You're too aggressive.'

'I envisioned something more robust'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

The Trench-Sealer

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."