Psychiatry Student Gifts

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Eternal Student.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'