Psychiatry Student Gifts

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Big Bang Theory.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Eternal Student.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."