Med Student Gifts

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

The Guy Who Was Hooked Up To The Wrong Machines

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Eternal Student.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The Bookworm

Burning the midnight oil.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."