Psychiatry Seeker Gifts

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Fight or Flight

Pet a Puppy

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

The Physiciatrist...

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Exercise Bars

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Dreams I have had...

'I hate all holidays!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Turmoil change.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'