Psychiatry Seeker Gifts

Ronald D Laing.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Fight or Flight

Pet a Puppy

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

The Physiciatrist...

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'I hate all holidays!'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Dreams I have had...

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Turmoil change.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.