Counseling Seeker Gifts

'But Slinky, you knew I threw hissy fits when you married me!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Licensed Therapist

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Fight or Flight

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Pet a Puppy

Try Mediation

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Great Therapy!'