Counseling Seeker Gifts

'But Slinky, you knew I threw hissy fits when you married me!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Licensed Therapist

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Fight or Flight

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

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Pet a Puppy

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Great Therapy!'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'