Psychiatric Parrot Gifts

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Have you tried biting him?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Parrot

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"Well yes, I've been away for a long time, but you knew I worked on a Pirate Ship when we got married..."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

Pirate trying on parrots.

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"The parrot you sold me will only through his lawyer!"

"I was unreliable in a previous lifetime."