Parrot Pundit Gifts

"Polly want a comprehensive overhaul of the subprime mortgage lending industry!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

New York Scatological Society

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Pirates

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"You came up in therapy today."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The reluctant parrot

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'I bought him from a sailor!'