Parachuting Pundit Gifts

Snowflake generation

Very Difficult Conversations

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Broomstick crash.

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'Why is it always about me?'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

What's your exit strategy?

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.