Parrot Pundit Pillows

"Polly want a comprehensive overhaul of the subprime mortgage lending industry!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Pirates

"Repeat after me..."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

New York Scatological Society

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"You came up in therapy today."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The reluctant parrot

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'I bought him from a sailor!'

'How can you be so right about the stock market and not be potty trained?'