Proust Fan Gifts

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Victor Hugo

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

100 best beheadings

Pet Cemetery.

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Living with a cataholic.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

French Animal Noises.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Department de Philosophie

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'