Proust Admirer Gifts

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"Look alive, Proust, you're next."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Vincent Van Goat.

Monet in the '90s.

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"It's obviously an original."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Forrest Gander

'It sold for how much!'

"Blast from the past!"

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Van Gogh.

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

Alexander Dumas.

Anais Nin.

Marcel Proust.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Frenchman in guillotine with mobile phone in hand.

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

Don Quixote attacks wind farm