Proust Gifts

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Cat Reunion

Pet Cemetery.

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Technology and literature

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Man selling lamb weekly

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Living with a cataholic.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

Re-home Sweet Home

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Marcel Proust.