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"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Cat Reunion

100 best beheadings

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Living with a cataholic.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

French Animal Noises.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

Re-home Sweet Home

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."