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Marcel Proust.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Reunion

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Odette from Swan Lake

'He was a great writer'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Living with a cataholic.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

William Wordsworth

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

New around here?

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Louisa May Alcott

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Re-home Sweet Home

Books versus TV.