Proud Baldy Gifts

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Infantry.

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Intellectual Property

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

The shape of things to come

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Clown baby.

Right Here

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Combs for the old.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

I Love Baldies.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Cat Medication

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"