Proud Baldy Mugs

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Intellectual Property

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Clown baby.

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

Right Here

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"... And he's got his father's face!"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

Cat Medication

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

I Love Baldies.

Combs for the old.

Bird landing on egghead monk

The four stages of male hair loss.

"On the other hand, maybe my kid tells it like it is, and you're just a big sucker."

"...and how would sir like it?"