Baldie Enthusiasts Mugs

I Love Baldies.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Shakespeare Quote

Intellectual Property

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Dog Calenders.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

William Shakespeare

'Nice bling!'

Shakespeare

David Bowie

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

David Bowie

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Upstart Crow

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

Shakespeare's housework

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

"Take me to David Bowie."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

"Money or your beard!"

Hipsters knit their beards.

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Look. Ms. Shelby has a blankie."

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"