Baldie Enthusiasts Pillows

I Love Baldies.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Intellectual Property

Shakespeare Quote

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Nice bling!'

Shakespeare

William Shakespeare

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

David Bowie

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Upstart Crow

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

Shakespeare's housework

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Take me to David Bowie."

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"Look. Ms. Shelby has a blankie."

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Mr Winter.