Protective Gear Tester Gifts

Athletic Cup Proving Ground

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cricket Accidents.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Rust test in progress.

Product Testing Department

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"Have a nice day"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Boy playing with radio-controlled sailing boat in boating pond. There is a frog on a lilly pad playing with a remote-control car.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Anthrax scare.

"Where did you get that?"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'So how was work, Honey?'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'