Prostate Health Advocate Gifts

As a urologist, I'm naturally curious about your tee shirt, Mr. Fusco. It's just my way of saying, "nothing to see here!" #1 prostate.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

PSA Banter.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Armageddon

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

SAGE mentality

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Obama Healthcare.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Budget

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Healthcare declaration