Advocate For Public Health Gifts

Freedom to Congregate

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Armageddon

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

SAGE mentality

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

The next wave

Sick

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.