Health Policy Advocate Gifts

Take As Directed Or As Budget Allows

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."

'So, Senator - your plan will provide free health care for everybody?'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Armageddon

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

SAGE mentality

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!