Public Health Advocacy Gifts

Smoking as a time bomb.

You're making me breathe your poisonous smoke!

Profits for Big Pharma

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

SAGE mentality

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Armageddon

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!