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Prose Pretender Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky side of literature aficionados? Our prose pretender collection is perfect for the witty, creative soul who might be a bit pretentious about their love for words. Whether it's a humorous mug, a clever tee, or a cozy pillow, these gifts are designed to amuse and delight someone who enjoys blending creativity with a dash of humor. Make their literary passions even more fun with these unique, thoughtfully crafted items that speak to their poetic heart.
'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'
"Oh, this old thing?"
"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."
Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM
"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."
"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."
"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."
Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier
Parisian Misguided Tours.
"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."
Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.
Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.
Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'
The Artificial Intelligentsia
"Because we're jerks."
On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.
The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .
'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'
"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."
"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."
'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'
Walk right in. Sit right down.
"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."
"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."
"This book can't be very sophisticated...I understood it right away."
"On your CV it says you get the Nobel Prize for 'being spectacular', I didn't know there was one for that!"
I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.
Prose Pretender Gifts Collection
Prose Pretender Mugs
Explore our range of witty mugs perfect for literary lovers and creative souls who enjoy a good pretension with a dash of humor.
Prose Pretender Pillows
Find cozy, witty pillows that add personality to any lounge or reading nook, perfect for the prose pretender who loves a good laugh.
Prose Pretender Prints
Discover artistic prints that capture the cheeky charm of prose pretenders—ideal for decorating a creative space with humor and style.
Prose Pretender T-Shirts
Browse our selection of clever t-shirts that celebrate literary flair and creative wit, ideal for those who wear their prose pride on their sleeve.