Proprietary Proponents Gifts

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Pet a Puppy

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Pollution Look

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

Privacy Forum

"It's for an upcoming TV documentary I don't want to be seen in."

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."

'I'm blessed in not having a conscience in making unconscionable profits.'

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."

Don't panic sign at Wall Street

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

'Making money in the stock market is liking shooting fish in a barrel, except you're in New York and the barrel's in L.A.'

Thoughts and Prayers

'Marry me, Shirley - I desperately need content.'

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."

And if you say yes in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in a second ring, these handsome cases, and a set of chef's knives. The Infomercial Proposal.

'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'