Private Sector Supporter Gifts

'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

"Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Small store loses out to glossy big store