Economic Supporter Gifts

"As an European patriot, I've got the duty to support the needy economy of our fellow countries!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Mario Draghi

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Keep the econoimy moving

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Nutritional Supplements.

Fresh picked baseballs.

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Rishi Sunak

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Parents teacher conference.

Burn It Down

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

First class only raft.

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

We were curbside before it was cool. Lemonade.

What can I get you? Keep it down, please. Coffee King. For the record, Coffee King is a giant, evil corporation. Your chain is a ubiquitous capitalist death star. You spread conformity, and ruthlessly crush small, independent cafes. But by golly do I love your peppermint hot chocolates! At that point, getting whipped cream on top seems guilt-free. I feel so dirty.

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Rudd's family Farmacy.

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.