Economic Growth Supporter Gifts

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Mario Draghi

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Keep the econoimy moving

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Enter your pin into the bubble.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

Euro fall...

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

"I love our country! We've got the best politicians money can buy!"

'The manna's fine, but now we have a FINANCIAL crisis.'

Basic economy