Third-person Proponent Gifts

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Pet a Puppy

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Pollution Look

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Privacy Forum

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

"Outrageous. Who put you up to this?"

"Some call it jury tampering. I call it destiny."

"Dad, not now!"

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

Let me forget

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."

"It's for an upcoming TV documentary I don't want to be seen in."

If We Did Other Things The Way That We Vote

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).