Third-person Proponent T-Shirts

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Pet a Puppy

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Pollution Look

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

"Outrageous. Who put you up to this?"

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Privacy Forum

"Some call it jury tampering. I call it destiny."

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

Let me forget

"Dad, not now!"

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

Room for third party: 'Hey, but we had fun - didn't we!'