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'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Pet a Puppy

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

A Man With Problems.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Stacked In Tray

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Still Here

The Cartoonist's armoury

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

'Bemis, what ever happened to good old 'in-out' boxes?'

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