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'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Storm in the out tray

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

InIn by-products.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Cut and Run

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Distractions: Work Disputes

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Stacked In Tray

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...