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"Push the paper, Sean. Never pull."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Inout baskets.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

Work avalanche