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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

100% carbon neutral

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Rubbish and Everest