Paper Straw Advocate Gifts

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

100% carbon neutral

All Natural Nothing

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Sign Reform

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Vivienne Westwood

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Water scarcity in Africa

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Rubbish and Everest

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'