Property Comedians Gifts

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I'm sorry Rudi - we're looking for something a bit closer to the shops'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Efficiency tombs available"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

Real estate.

Super Homeworld

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Snowman in the Freezer.

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'