Property Comedians Gifts

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I'm sorry Rudi - we're looking for something a bit closer to the shops'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Efficiency tombs available"

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

Super Homeworld

Real estate.

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'I DO NOT pamper the dog - Now get out of his chair!'

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'