Proofreading Pro Gifts

'I read your college application essay. First of all, the word 'college' has to 'L's'.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

In basket-case.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"National security adviser"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

The Buck Never Stops.

Quality Control

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Information...political rhetoric

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Ironing Punctuation