Proofreaders Gifts

"Are we their yet?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Punctuation Police

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'What does it say, Dad?'

Quality Control

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Ironing Punctuation

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

Editor.

'Do it write the first time.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

"What can I say? I was an English major."