Proofreader At Heart Gifts

"First, your tattoo is misspelled and second, everyone hates Comic Sans."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Punctuation Police

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Quality Control

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Ironing Punctuation

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Do it write the first time.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'