Proofreader At Heart Mugs

"First, your tattoo is misspelled and second, everyone hates Comic Sans."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Quality Control

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Ironing Punctuation

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Do it write the first time.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"What can I say? I was an English major."