Proofreading Pro Mugs

'I read your college application essay. First of all, the word 'college' has to 'L's'.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

In basket-case.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"National security adviser"

Punctuation Police

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Someone who knows apostrophes

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

The Buck Never Stops.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Quality Control

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Information...political rhetoric

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."