Proofreading Mugs

"What can I say? I was an English major."

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Looks like your spell check was turned off when you prepared your resume.'

'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'I can't take all the credit... I used spell-check.'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Department of Bureaucracy: Everybody Makes Mitsakes.

French Accountants

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

Errer Message.

This bible is finished so can you do a spell check please Father Barnabus.

UNDERACHIEVER...please help!

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Occu-Pie Mars

The Anti-Agent

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'