Proofreading Pillows

"What can I say? I was an English major."

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Looks like your spell check was turned off when you prepared your resume.'

'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'

'A-ha, They spelled 'Kloprinol' with a 'c''

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'I can't take all the credit... I used spell-check.'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Department of Bureaucracy: Everybody Makes Mitsakes.

French Accountants

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

City Clinic. A Mangled Care Facility. Yeah, but suppose it's not a typo. (Published originally on 9/1/2004.)

Errer Message.

This bible is finished so can you do a spell check please Father Barnabus.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

UNDERACHIEVER...please help!

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Occu-Pie Mars

The Anti-Agent

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."