Proofreading Enthusiast Gifts

". . . And, another thing, your spelling is terrible."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Quality Control

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Ironing Punctuation

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Do it write the first time.'

'Is this your first book launch?'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'