Pronunciation Gifts

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

Somewhere in France: The visitors are stunned by a series of trilled R's.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Here we are."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

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Kardiff.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I lettered in spelling."

"Could you repeat that word?"

Witch's Brew.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.