Pronunciation Pro Gifts

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'I'll have the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a and chips.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"They grow up so fast."

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"National security adviser"

A mother and baby elephant

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'