'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'
Promise Watcher Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful loyalty of someone who always keeps their promises? Our collection for the promise watcher blends humor with sincerity, making each item an amusing yet meaningful way to honor their dependable nature. Whether it’s for a friend, a partner, or yourself, these gifts add wit and warmth to anyone’s promise-keeping spirit.
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Cariactures
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."
Tree house.
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
Glance Exchange
'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'
This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
'Och lye the news'
Coffee shop
"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
"#notguilty."
"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."
"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"
"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."
Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"
"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."
People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.
'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'
"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"
"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."
"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."
'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'
A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."
Promise Watcher Gifts Collection
Promise Watcher Mugs
Discover our range of promises-themed mugs—funny, heartfelt, and perfect for those who value trust and humor every morning.
Promise Watcher Pillows
Find comforting pillows that celebrate promise keepers with a delightful touch of humor and warmth.
Promise Watcher Prints
Browse our prints to add a witty and heartfelt reminder of promises kept, perfect for any space.
Promise Watcher T-Shirts
Explore our promise watcher t-shirts—ideal for showing your loyalty and sense of humor in style.