Prolonged Screen Gazer T-Shirts

'Oh wow I'm getting RSI of the eyes'

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

I should probably get out more.

Graduates on their phones

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bird Torture.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Child hooking into a television

Technology and literature

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Window in the Sky.

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Modern camping

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Desert Mirage

View from the Window

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Better Living Through Technology

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"