Prolonged Screen Gazer Gifts

'Oh wow I'm getting RSI of the eyes'

The Googler

I should probably get out more.

Bird Torture.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Technology and literature

Child hooking into a television

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Window in the Sky.

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Modern camping

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Desert Mirage

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

View from the Window

Better Living Through Technology

"I've left the children to their own devices."

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

Boy at Computer.

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"